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You don't want to
So you say
I keep texing
All the day!
Free green beer at the brawlitorium
Free samples it's the grand opening
Free green beer means fighting
We can leave at any time
If you're not coming
Out to play
Just say okay
Do I bring you dismay?
Free green beer at the brawlitorium
Free samples it's the grand opening
Free green beer means fighting
We can leave at any time
Free green bottles
Free green bottles
Free green bottles
At the brawlitorium
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2. |
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We keep on buzzing
And we keep on nudging forward
Keep on crawling
And we creep on creaky boards
I got spiders inside
I got flies in my eyes
Many insects they crawl
Out of my rotten corpse
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3. |
There Were You
02:17
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And when the first time I
Laid my eyes on you
I really thought
That can't be true
But there were you
In front of me
And there were you
I was inside of you
The first time
I laid my eyes on you
I thought
That can't be true
My heart was jumping up and down
I thought i had to open up my chest
Because it wouldn't fit this big big heart of mine
It didn't fit this big big heart of mine
And now I hope you take it on board
So we can do the things that
The people in the insurance adverts do
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4. |
Money Man
02:59
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Laying on my front
Staring at a cardboard box
On a bed without sheets
The walls are peeling paint
Wearing a shirt that's dirty
Hands of stink
A bottle of mouldy water
From the bathroom sink
Some crusts from a sandwich
An old yoghurt pot
Cigarettes that'll kill me
My scalp itches
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
I'll be your money man
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5. |
Boils
03:40
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pestilence
plague
death
boils
scabs
tasty scabs
crunchy scabs
chewy scabs
boils
open sores
pustulence
oozing
out of boils
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6. |
Purple Wine
01:07
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Call me princess
Tell me lies
I don't ever want to be on my own at night
They're wasting my time
I drink purple wine
And that's fine
Call me princess
Get me high
I don't ever want to be on my own at night
They're wasting my time
I drink purple wine
And that's fine
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7. |
It's A Pest
05:06
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The road is not enough
Lets split my heart in half
2 lines go straight ahead
Where i fall down there is my bed
If lights go up and down
I drown drown drown
Go get up to do the rest
If these words are a place
Them talk a lot and loud
Them fuck the best
It's a pest pest pest pest pest pest pest
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8. |
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(Clop clop clop clop clop clop)
Cowing around
Crushing the stalks
Stomping about
Stamping the crop
Clopping the sod
Underhoof Underhoof
Munching the hay
Lay it to waste
Cow Pie in the woods
Crawling out into the light
Spinning in a field of green
Clawing and spinning those crazy cows
(The numberless circling cows of the crop)
(stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp)
Hey Daisy, you're crowding my picnic
Hey Esmerelda, don't come any closer
Twirdle Wirdle, I see ya!
Cow Pie in the woods
Crawling out into the light
Spinning in a field of green
Clawing and spinning those crazy cows
Cow Pie, Cow Pie Cow Pie do they go?
Cow Pie, Cow Pie, Cow Pie do they know?
Hoofy Hoo, Hoofy Hoo, Hoofy Hoo
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9. |
Vump
02:50
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10. |
Get Away
01:25
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Why don't people round here wear deodorant?
Why does everybody talk so loud?
Get away
The worker at the til she rolls her eyes at me
While I fumble trying to find some change
She can drum her sausage fingers all she wants
It's not like we haven't got all day
Get away
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11. |
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At the bus stop across the street
money changes hands and a person crouches down on hands and knees to be used as a chair.
a necromancer and his acolytes attempt to open a portal to hell.
some people are performing a sex act
shackled hostages are handed over
people embrace and exchange gifts of flowers
an octopus attacks
I'll smash your beak
I see all these arms, I see them
They're stretching out for me, they're stretching out
I'll smash your beak
Come on
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12. |
Little _______s Bored
02:36
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Little _______s bored
Little _______s lonely
He's tired of pretending
That he doesn't like me
He comes to me
To vent his spleen
I am his queen
I am his queen
We're all too tired to pretend
We're all too tired to pretend
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13. |
How Did We Get So Far?
02:21
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14. |
Antagonal
08:10
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nooo no nooo
i'm antagonol
put me in a matchbox
oh my daddy's hands
once there was a clock
who cares what time
whose fertility
the miscellaneous nation
acclimatisation
population density
baubles & tassels
linoleum
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Baffy London, UK
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